Long-time morsel readers (which is like what… a little over a year?) and close friends know that my best friend since college is Yessica (some call her Jessica or even Jess, but they are fools).
We’ve had many adventures together, but one of our favorites was in Oklahoma City. I don’t even remember what took us there in the first place, but we found out that there was an antique show on the fair grounds that we decided to go check out. Venturing down to the fair grounds we figured we’d have no trouble finding this event. We foolishly forgot that this was the state fairgrounds that might as well have its own zip code.
So building after building we searched for our antique show. We eventually found it, but not before we stumbled across a hidden treasure that would change us forever… a llama show!! That’s right - just like a dog show, but taller, woollier and with longer necks. Obviously, we had no choice but to stay and watch these spellbinding creatures. Llamas bobbing and weaving, jumping over hurdles - vendors with buttons that say, “Spit happens.” From then on, I knew what Dorothy must have felt like landing in Oz. Actually, the only thing that could have made it better is if a whole group of people with dwarfism in colorful costumes would have come out to sing for us (but this would have made me fall down, weeping with overwhelming joy… and I might have been trampled by well trained llamas).
Ever since that time, Yessica and I have had a fascination with llamas. It’s even our pet name for each other (’cause llamas do make the best pets). So when Andrew brought this amazingly fun new site to my attention, you can just imagine my giddiness. It’s a llama. Telling you what to do. In the most hilarious of manners. Enjoy!
