Archive for December, 2008

The White Elephant In The Room

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

So I went to a party last night where there was a white elephant gift exchange, and I feel it my duty to explain what such an event includes.  A white elephant gift is one that is generally inexpensive, sometimes humorous and may even be something taken from your house.  A white elephant gift is NOT a gift basket full of bath and body products, a box of chocolates or truffles.  That is just a gift exchange.  That’s a whole other party, and one that is frankly not as fun.

So to all of you who have gone to a white elephant gift exchange and taken a mug shaped like Margaret Thatcher’s head, a cap with a fish coming out of it or a pair of parachute pants (I so hope I get those)… Bravo!! Good for you!  Next year, I’ll throw the party, and you’re invited. Truffle and lotion givers need not attend.

Meee-ow!

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

You know you’re most definitely “those people” if more than one friend has a gift for your cats.  Zoey couldn’t be happier with his new Santa hat and beard.  He tried, but he just couldn’t get any happier… or happy at all.

And last week, Watson tells me that he has a gift for me, “Well, it’s more of a gift for your cats,” he says.  “I got it as a white elephant gift.”

He then brought in a fuchsia and leopard-print cat bed.   You can imagine how giddy Franny got when she learned that her crush had remembered her… by getting rid of something he couldn’t possible keep without people pointing and laughing once the awkward glancing was over.

And how they love it!

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This did come after Brandon baited the bed with nearly illegal amounts of catnip.

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Jesus is the reason for the season of a good high.

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They seemed to have forgotten that he’s the Prince of Peace.

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If anyone else would like to get the cats a gift, they’re asking for cash.  I know it’s tacky.  But now that they have a fuschia and leopard-print bed, they have a certain lifestyle to uphold.

Mother-Nature-In-Law

Monday, December 8th, 2008

If you have in-laws, my theory is to try to get them in places like Florida and Hawaii and then go visit them in the Winter.  I have a sister-in-law in NYC, but we tend to miss her more in the warmer months.

Describes Him To A Ziti

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

We had lunch today with other young adults from the church at Noodles & Company.  I sat at a table with Brandon, my brother and Watson.  A server brought a dish to our table.

Server: I’ve got a Penne Rosa Pasta.

Both Watson and my brother: That’s me.

Server: Well, it was some single guy that paid all by himself.

Poor Watson.  If it didn’t describe him so well.

Me, Me, Me, Me, Me

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

As promised, I thought I’d share our trash the dress pictures on here.  I know that many of you have seen them on facebook, but for those that haven’t and to help the “Janelle is a narcissist” campaign, (you should vote for me… I am) here is a sampling of the shots for you (my) enjoyment.

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